PROMISE YOURSELF TO LIVE
YOUR LIFE AS A REVOLUTION,
NOT JUST A PROCESS OF
EVOLUTION.
“Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared”
these are all credited to Jack Handey.
—>“If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting”
—>“If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”
—>“Probably the saddest thing you’ll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.”
—>“I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.”
—>“Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.”
—>“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”
—>“Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,even if you don’t know what your rights are, or who the person is you’re talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door”
—>”Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home, his face might burn up.”
—>”Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.”
